Want a dog?

I got this in an email the other day---my kind of dog!

Dog For Sale 

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,
as there are no more thieves, murderers,
or molesters left in the neighborhood
for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit'.

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Maybe she should contact the government about paying for her dog's food bill?

Snopes has some background on the email.