Email Subject lines

I just finished checking my email and looked in the Junk folder and found messages with the following subjects:

• Business offers


• failure notice


• E-news from Citizens Against Government


• Notification of Limited Account Access


• School Computer Insurance


• Virus Laden


• Returned mail


• Undeliverable mail


• Sex


• Big Secret


• Cialis for you


• High quality and the lowest Price Guranteed rapturous (2)

I'm disappointed! No offers of millions of dollars from some poor Christian woman whose husband/father was killed or died in prison in a country run by an evil dictator. Some people fall for these lines, but when I've responded to them I've never gotten a reply.

The joys of email! No wonder people hate email so much....